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Things I’m Waiting Excitedly For…
- a “plug” of mucous to drop out of my fanny/girlie bits
- water to spontaneously gush from me without warning
- hours of painful contractions to rip through my body
- nausea, possibly the runs
- a 10 cm wide, and considerably longer object to pass through a part of my body which has never had anything that large pass through it before
- other bits of fluid and body bits to follow through after that
And that is why sex feels good people.
Comments....
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Aww… see that is why I don’t want to have a baby…
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YIKES!
I cannot believe that I can sign up for RSS feed and blow-by-thar-she-blows keitai updates. Now, where’s the Wombquake Webcam livefeed?
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Guh no webcam - i want to keep some shred of dignity…
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Ohhhh, I feel for ya. I have delivered of hundreds of babies….The “mothers” always gave me such mournful looks of the indignity when they were late and I started pulling on my shoulder-length rubber gloves and the block-and-tackle (calf puller).
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You might want to ‘splain to your US audience that the usage of “fanny” isn’t the same as in the States. Took me a minute to remember that, after reading the first line and thinking to myself “whaaa- she thinks that bloody show is going to come out of her butt???”
But yes. And for me, the biggest annoyance was the placenta- I’d given birth, fer crying out loud, and yet more contractions? WTF? Not fun.
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Heh oh yeah I’d forgotten about the potential language issue…..
and yeah the whole placenta/after birth ordeal is going to be unpleasant I’m sure.
